Elegant honesty for ambitious careers
Your resume deserves a better roast.
Upload your resume and get a sharp, useful video critique with three concrete fixes. We make the truth entertaining—and your next application stronger.
Private by default. Useful by design. Share only if you want to.
The Roastly promise
Savage, never careless.
Human-reviewed
Every paid roast is checked for relevance, clarity, and advice you can actually use.
Three real fixes
No vague encouragement. You leave with three prioritized changes for your next draft.
Your resume stays yours
We never publish your resume or roast without your explicit permission. The joke is the delivery—not your privacy.
From draft to sharper draft
A critique you’ll remember.
Roastly combines the perspective of an experienced recruiter persona with practical editing priorities. The tone lands; the advice lasts.
- 01
Send the resume that is not landing
Upload your current version and tell us the roles you want. Context makes every punchline—and every fix—more precise.
- 02
Get the full video roast
Hear what a recruiter notices first: buried impact, tired language, fuzzy positioning, and the details costing you attention.
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Apply three decisive fixes
Your action list identifies the highest-leverage changes, so you know exactly where to start instead of rewriting blindly.
One honest price
Less than lunch. More useful than another template.
The Full Roast
$9
One resume. One memorable reality check.
- A personalized video critique
- Three prioritized, practical fixes
- Private delivery
- Optional share-ready excerpt
Available services
When additional Roastly sessions are available, you can book them below.
Ready for the truth?
Your resume can take it.
Trade polite guesswork for a critique that is funny enough to watch and specific enough to act on.
Start my $9 roast